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This small boring suburb of Denver
Where the whole town is high, insane or high and insane. Most definitely something in the water that makes inhabitants be power tripping and especially makes boys have make believe powers towards girls for them to believe they got mad trippin awesome game
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That one sassy ass gay dude who low key doesn't take anyone's shit. He'll throw shade to the gods if there looking for a match in Spilling Tea Tennis. He's artsy, tall, thinks he dresses well, but actually just steals fashion magazines from gas stations across the globe.
Dude: who's that boy with the Septum piercing dancing to Barbara Streisand?
Chick: uhm excuse me hunty, that's Golden. He's genderqueer first of all so respect, and he thought you'd ask so he told me to tell you that he's the most bagass guy you'll ever know.
Dude: Why?
Chick: well, he once walked into a straight bar and sucked dick for busfare....and then he walked.
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FAKE TAN AWWWW YEAH!!
(Theory)
It's been said that when one who has become "golden" they are now resistant/invincible to water. That H20 will run off there bodies as if nothing has touched them. In this case WATERPROOF!
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It's a proven fact that water will run off your skin. It's just how it is lol that's why you never see golden(tan) people wet!
This is true! The evidence dates wayyyyy back when Moses crosses the Red Sea with his followers and the sea SPLITS in two... NOW THEY WERE GOLDEN!
"I concur that your statement is true! Since from the beginning of time have golden people walked our earth....waterproof!" - (Theory Pronounced true by Famous Archeologist 1/2 Alien and 1/2 Human - Roseberry327)
Roseberry327 You are now GOLDEN ;)
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your everything
the perfect person in your mind
also a Harry Styles song yaknow
“do u like him? like is he nice?”
“yah he’s so golden..”
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When your age is Double the date you were born on
Turning 33 on the 3rd.....golden golden birthday.....ahhhhhh
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Golden Throat of K-pop is EXO's main vocalist Kim Jongdae, best known by his stage name CHEN, he has been praised innumerable times by music critics from Asia and abroad.
CHEN has a clean melodic line and from first impression he is a great performer. He not only sings, he also performs, something that is not many 'famous' singers can do.
EXO'S Chen is the Golden Throat / Golden Voice he gave us a great performance tonight, such a great singer.
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