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The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.
Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits
Guy B: Sick bro, what size?
Guy A: 36C I think
A women's box that isn't too loose or too tight, it's just right.
My girlfriend's pussy is so perfect, she has a goldilocks box.
Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.
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When the bed is either too soft or too hard, and you have a horrible night sleep
Person 1: Man I hate working away, it's so hard too sleep on this bed it's way too soft.
Person 2: looks like you suffering from goldilocks syndrome, better go get some sleeping pills.
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The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.
Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."
A phase of drunk where you are so wasted you sleep in the bed of someone you've never met
"So I got goldilocks drunk last night and woke up in some old lady's bed."
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When you feel just right!
(From the Goldilock and the three bears story)
Andrew sitting in his favourite easy chair at home
Andrew: "Aah, i am indeed feeling goldilocks"
Cat: "Meow"
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