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A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).
Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.
A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.
Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.
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This is a slang term used to describe potheads wandering around Forrest preserves throwing Frisbees at each other pretending it is some type of organized sporting competition.
The new kid at work is sloppy and has trouble remembering things, I think he's a frisbee golfer.
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Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.
Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer
The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one
I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!
A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.
That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer
Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.
1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"
Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"
2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"