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Waking up a man with a blow job, specifically when he has morning wood.
My girlfriend is the best: she starts my Sundays off right with a Portland good morning.
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When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)
Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."
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The official proper way to say good morning to Lavaughn. Interrupting someone to say good morning Lavaughn is never considered rude and is always endearing.
Person 1: "So today we are looking a..."
Person 2: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Person 3: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Lavaugn (If present): "Good morning guys and gals"
When your loving other allows you to bend them over and sniff their pussy immediately after waking up. On occasion this will generate a diamond breaker hard on and lead to morning sex, but generally speaking it starts the day off right and wakes you up with a fresh start to the day that a cup of freshly brewed Folgers can’t even duplicate.
“Bro why are you out here driving the ball 350 yards, I’ve never seen you absolutely crush the ball like this.”
“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”
"Good Morning Streaks!"
"Good Morning Streaks."
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A common thing that inner-city black people post on facebook every morning, some trashy white people also. It gets quite annoying and is really pointless.
Example 1 : Good morning post ( LMS
Example 2: lms : Good Morning Post .
Example 3: GoodMorning post wit a ♥...LMS
Exp: 12:00
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When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.
Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.
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