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Meaning reality just hit you or something crazy happened.
yo..i owe taxes.
shit got real
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1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
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A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
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We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.
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Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")
A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.
Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth
person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez
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When an individual is in a unpleasant/angry moods towards an issue/individual.
Customer: where is my bread and eggs
Worker:we have ran out
Customer:That's is IVE GOT THE SHITS AHHH