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Along with spelling, a construct unfortunately in short supply amongst web-based communiques.
A rapid survey of any definition group on this site will disclose a monstrous paucity of grammar.
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(1) To a linguist, grammar is the structure of a language (as opposed to its lexicon, its words). Contrary to popular opinion, grammar is not something enforced by language academies, but it exists necessarily in all languages.
(2) To a non-linguist, grammar usually refers to various pre-scientific notions of "correct" usage.
Chinese grammar is very different from English.
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A dead language. Often mocked and misunderstood by morons who learned it in second grade and abandoned it.
Scholar: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
Moron on computer: "omg u spk w/ gramr?!?!?!?!?! i thot no1 uzd it ne more!!!! wat do u uze it 4? y du u evn bothr? cuz leik no1 lieks 2 uz it cuz they r all dum!!@!! omgrotflmaocmailsxljjca2838ac83oacsmiley facecaz,s94u88447#$&@!!!!!!"
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The act of openly correcting someone else's improper use of grammar in front of others, oftentimes at a social gathering.
I said "her and I" instead of "she and I," so she started grammarizing me at the party.
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Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...
"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."
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To correct the grammar of written or spoken work.
-Can you grammarize my term paper for me?
-Sure, give it to me tomorrow.
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Something Tanner Barthelete doesn't have.
How do you spell realize? "Guys, I have good grammar.