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The private school where snobby rich kids from Scottsdale and Paradise Valley go so they don't have to associate with common Phoenix folk.
"Why is there a fleet of Porsches in the west valley? Oh wait. They're going to Grand Canyon University."
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Could very well be the worst on-campus University in the United States. It is the only university in the country that would accept anything that walks on two legs and has a pulse. People with sat scores in the 900's get accepted to this school. Also, it has a graduation rate of 29%.
It's business school and engineering school are unaccredited, yet the university was founded in 1949.
Everybody that goes here say they go to the best university in Arizona and they will get connections through Colangelo because that's what the business school is named after. I say again: they will accept almost anyone
Tyler: my girl just said she going to the worst school in the country
Me: Grand Canyon University?
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Referring to a thick girls body
"I like my girls to have a GCB, Grand Canyon Body."
"What does that mean?"
"I like them thickkkk as fuckkkkk!"
A sexual act which involves licking a woman from the top of her ass-crack all the way around to her belly-button, or vice versa.
Can be abbreviated as a GCT.
That girl is so hot!! I'd like to take her Grand Canyon Tour!!
Last night, I took a GCT with my girlfriend.
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Wear you insert your dick into an obese person's fat crevaces.
I would do a grand canyon on that fat bitch
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Slang for eating pussy while moving your tongue in a circular motion.
Fag #1: Dude I was giving girlfriend a good time last night! But she said I sucked?
Fag #2: Well did you give her the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour?
Fag #1: Naw Man, I'll have to try that next time!
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Like Throwing a hotdog down the hallway, but the vagina is much looser.
That prostitute had sex so much it was like throwing a hotdog down the grand canyon.
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