grapefruits

term used to describe a pair of big ass titties,
they look something like this ( . )( . )

damn, i'd like to suck those grapefruits

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grapefruit

the only fruit that might get your hand chopped off

"Get yo' ashy hands up off my grapefruit!!"

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grapefruit

When used in the expression "to be a grapefruit" it means being a third wheel, the spare part, feeling left out or excluded, as is the case if you go out with a group of couples.

It turned out to be a double date--James was supposed to come along but when he found out that both my and John's girlfriends were coming along, he decided he didn't want to be a grapefruit.

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grapefruit

-An asian girl who think she's Latin. Yellow on the outside and Red on the inside. She wears a puffy bubble black or white North Face Jacket, baggy t-shirt and tight jeans. Also wears 5 inch thick shoes, girly colored sneakers or boots. Can sometimes be seen wearing DKNY, Ecko, J-Lo. Most likely carries a women’s backpack. Also, like Rap and R and B and J-lo associated paraphenelia.
-An Asian Girl who sorta looks Latin, like my mom.
-A filipino

Man, is she a grapfruit?

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grapefruit

A food of deception. It is not a grape, and doesn't taste like a fruit. It is obvious that grapefruit is a mere vegetable in disguise.

All warfare is based on grapefruit-like behavior.
-Sun Tzu, Art of War

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grapefruit

To give those around you the impression that you are in a deep conversation in public places. Usually only conferring between two people sharing the "grapefruit"

person A: grapefruit
person B: ohhh, yeah! -winkwinknudgenudge-

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Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

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