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That thing that keeps you humble and always down to earth
Gravity is good
the natural tendency towards a depression
Fat people tend to suffer harder under the effects of gravity than thin people.
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1.) Bullshit
2.) A fat person's worst enemy
1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
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To Hold it Down. Keep strong.
Phone Conversation: Aight man, good talkin to ya, gravity
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What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired.
Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk!
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A Bong that floats with you after its usage
yo! yea hold on. I gotta hit the gravity first Dude.
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