a part of denmark for some reason (NOT ACTULLY GREEN)
Greenland is not green
One of the most powerful countries in the world, it can make you lose Plague Inc.
Oh right, lemme google where is greenland locatied at.
Wait... Did Google get the names of Greenland and Iceland wrong?
Wait a minute... Is Africa really 14 times bigger than Greenland??
A : (Playing in Plague Inc.) Oh damn, Greenland just closed his own port?
B: Let me google Greenland, does it look as green as his name.
The manifestation of crude, vulgar or otherwise unforeseen result sets through the manipulatiion of vast amounts of super-granular user generated content. Usually to the chagrin of the greenlanded site.
By injecting the GPS signal those crackerjacks just gave cargo ship fellatio to the island of Manhattan! EPIC! Google Maps? GREENLANDED!
1. Very very cold weather or temperature
2. Nasty, cold, hostile
1.
Enters the front room of a mid century terrace house '...Its like greenland in here!'
or
Person A: 'I went up to Scotland after visiting Bristol, it was so cold up there, it was like greenland... lucky I brought my long johns'
Person B: 'Long johns!?'
2.
'She gave me a long hard look like greenland'
Intentionally misunderstanding someone/ something annoying/ stupid. The phrase originates from a quote John Lennon said in the movie "A Hard Day's Night". A reporter asks him "How did you find America?", to which Lennon answers "Turned left at Greenland."
This is how you got to America.
So tell me, How did you find America. Turn left to Greenland (hah)
A person who lives in and makes videos about Greenland
Person 1: Man, I love watching Q's Greenland!
Person 2: I know, right? Her videos are so good!