Intentionally misunderstanding someone/ something annoying/ stupid. The phrase originates from a quote John Lennon said in the movie "A Hard Day's Night". A reporter asks him "How did you find America?", to which Lennon answers "Turned left at Greenland."
This is how you got to America.
So tell me, How did you find America. Turn left to Greenland (hah)
When you want to send your enemies somewhere like Siberia for political prisoners(ie.Palestinans Gays Canadians Lesbians Mexicans Musicians)
Bob was being a real jerk next to the coffee machine in the office today so maybe we should greenland him and his entire department in purchasing.
A place where you send political opponents to die in the snow.
Im going to Greenland that asshole for goving me a Nazi salute!
a part of denmark for some reason (NOT ACTULLY GREEN)
Greenland is not green
One of the most powerful countries in the world, it can make you lose Plague Inc.
Oh right, lemme google where is greenland locatied at.
Wait... Did Google get the names of Greenland and Iceland wrong?
Wait a minute... Is Africa really 14 times bigger than Greenland??
A : (Playing in Plague Inc.) Oh damn, Greenland just closed his own port?
B: Let me google Greenland, does it look as green as his name.
And Korea! The south one! Kim Jong Un would HATE that! And make ME the governor! He would REALLY hate that!
Hym "I'm fine with that actually, yeah. Greenland. Canada. Korea. Gobble 'em up. New America 1, 2, and 3. Do it today!"