A defensive, racist, petty, mean-spirited, money-obsessed, untrusting, facially-inept and emotionally-constipated asian male. Predominantly, but not limited to, those of east asian descent, ie: Chinese and Japanese. By this definition, a Gremlin may belong to the chinese diaspora in south east asia.
Fuck, that Issei Sagawa is such a Gremlin!
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1) Another word for a small child about the ages of 6-11.
2)A small child that acts hellish and or weird around others
"My sister is such a little gremlin."
"OH MY GOD? WHAT IS THAT A FUCKING GREMLIN?!?"
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A fat, short big tits and sagy ass girl. Doesn't ever have a great face.
Dude did you see steve is going out with a gremlin
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an incredibly annoying short step-grandparent, who always thinks they are right and always consider themselves to be above everyone else
Grandpa bob was being a gremlin to grandma winnie today, he kept correcting everything she was doing.
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A slur that refers to anyone that is younger than
Fuck you, you gremlin looking cowpeach bitch.
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Annoying kid who surfs with the big lads, they let him tag along but dont really like him, makes a good target for practical jokes and name calling. Also known as a grommet, a gremmy or a todd.
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Gremlin originated from the smash box office hit βGremlinsβ in 1984. Took new meaning when an individual known as JPL (22 years of age; part owner and manager of Shoppers CafΓ©, Waltham, MA.) was labeled for resembling the character in the movie. The true Gremlin comes out not at midnight, but after consuming at pint of Jack Daniels and hitting the ski slopes (Yinnngggggg yingg) for weekends at a time.
Gremlins are known to have an aggressive sexual record of sleeping with over 50 girls of all various sizes, ages, and at least one best friendβs sister (2002 MIAA D-1 Hockey State Finals after party 1:23am). White βtop mountain ranges around the genital area although a common feature, is not mandatory for all Gremlinβs to have. Gremlins, although very crazy and seek trouble, do become the life of party and generate quality quotes for the next day when things are back to normal.
A true Gremlin will bang my future daughters best friend the day she turns 18. Thats the final goal of a Gremlin
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