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groat

groat means greatest retard of all time

Arsh is the fricking groat

by EnderTheIdiot March 24, 2021


Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.

I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.

by duckydude August 20, 2022


Groats

Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.

Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats

by mntain July 26, 2018


Groating

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.

Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"

by Ironpanion May 6, 2022


Red groats

The translation of “Rødgrød

English: Red groats and cream.
Danish: Rødgrød met fløde

by Qorptocx November 1, 2018


Groated

A combination of great and goated

Man I got pocket aces in poker, my hand is groated.

by Zaxazy July 30, 2021


Groated

Getting brutaly bashed or killed, neck cut open, limbs chopped, face belted into a bloody pulp

Oi did you see that redneck get the shit kicked outta him....he got Groated!

by Razzaninja August 11, 2010