The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.
Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.
Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
The translation of “Rødgrød”
English: Red groats and cream.
Danish: Rødgrød met fløde
A combination of great and goated
Man I got pocket aces in poker, my hand is groated.
Getting brutaly bashed or killed, neck cut open, limbs chopped, face belted into a bloody pulp
Oi did you see that redneck get the shit kicked outta him....he got Groated!