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Old ladies pubic hair- from the terms muff and gray.
Today i saw a gruff whilst working in the old peoples home.
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A scrotal beard. Usually resembles the facial hair worn by wizards.
I condition my gruff every day to keep it smooth and silky for the ladies.
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a term used to describe female facial hair. Usually occures on an old biddy. Looks like a cross between pubes, lint and bumfluff. If not removed, often initiates name calling or being mistaken for a man, and could become tangled to ass hair during those intimate moments.
Mr Brown thought he'd found the perfect partner, until he found out Mavis had just let her gruff get out of control
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An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.
Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
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