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grumpkin

a friend who you always smoke up, but never buys weed.

Karl, when are you ever gonna smoke us up, you grumpkin!

by Clash March 2, 2005

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grumpkin

the act of taking a crap

Dude i just took a Grumpkin.
or Dude i need to take a Grumpkin.

by CGH16 August 26, 2007


Grumpkin

When an elderly gentlemen receives oral sex from his nurse while she changes his soiled diaper.

"Did you hear about Herbert? Had a heart attack while gettin' a grumpkin."
"Hell of a way to go."

by alwaysreadyteddy February 9, 2017


Grumpkin

When you are right and they are just plain grumpy about it.

"Why you gotta be a grumpkin?"

by Jacob Onealyneal May 3, 2016


Grumpkin

The act of giving a blumpkin while angry

Dude this girl gave me the best grumpkin last night

by QtBann May 10, 2024