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The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.
I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.
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When someone's giving you head while you eat an avocado
Dude Stacy gave me
Guac guac 9000
last night I will never forget that.
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To ejaculate in someone's face after a hearty round of anal sex.
Dude, Janet and I were having an awesome round of butt lovin' and I totally guaced on her!
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The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.
"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"
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To force one cock down anothers throat with furious anger and acute targeting of the tonsil to induce mass gagging, vomiting and the always inevitable "GUAC". The person/persons recieving the "GUAC" will often elect to be killed afterwards.
Yo I was babysitting John sister and I totally made that bitch guac on my cock
Dude shut the fuck up or I wont let my mom guac you
Hey nigger wanna make a penny? Come here and give me a good guac
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A 'guac' can be found in a trendy environment sporting 2+ golf shirts over one another with popped collars. Occasionally, guac's can be spotted wearing toque's in 100 degree weather coupled with shutter shades and a spray on tan.
Look at that fuckin' guac over there standing beside his Honda Civic.
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pronounced gwok-The grease-like substance that forms between the scrotum and anus during high physical activity or intense situations.
I've got swampass so bad that guac is dripping down my loins.
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