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Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors
Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian
Dave: man what?
Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
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A Guardian Bell is a small metal bell that attaches onto a motorcycle to ward off evil spirits. Guardian Bells have more of an effect when given as a gift.
"Legend has it that evil road spirits have been latching onto motorcycles for as long as bikes have been on the road. These spirits are responsible for mechanical problems and bad luck on a journey.
Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."
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Blind Guardian is the best modern metal band this side of Iced Earth. Their music kicks major ass and they have consistently turned out quality albums without selling out like many band do. When Hansi Kürsch (The lead singer) and Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth frontman) created the Demons and Wizards albums, it was the most kickass sounding side project ever.
"Hell yeah! Blind Guardian fuckin' rules! BG And Iced Earth forever!"
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a bullshit chrome extension teachers use to make fun of students by blocking them on certain websites. At times, not even allowing them to use their browser.
Go Guardian is so retarded! Ms. R blocked me from unblocked games!
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Blind Guardian rank with Helloween and Stratovarius as the main innovators of the Germanic speed/power metal style that has been massively popular in Europe for the past several years. Blind Guardian themselves did derive from Helloween early in their career, but took that style to a new level, with advanced musicianship and folk/fantasy-based lyrical themes predominating much of their work.
Hansi Kürsch bass/vocals
Marcus Siepen guitars
Andre Olbrich guitars
Thomas Stauch drums
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"I was just listening to -insert generic rock band-"
"Dude...ever hear of BG?"
"WTF NO. WHO ARE DOS GUYZ?"
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Synonym for Champagne Socialist.
Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.
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