Guatemala

A country that is significantly better than every country ever, especially Belize.

A: Where are you headed for vacation?
B: I'm heading to Guatemala!
A: At least it's not Belize.

Guatemala

A country that a city slicker will claim his fancy German car was manufactured in when confronted.

“Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German Car”

“This car was made in Guatemala.”