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Getting fucked in the back of the car with your neck in the driver’s side headrest while getting fucked from behind
Phoebe totally got guillotined last night with some guy she met at the bar
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a variotion on the tea bag. while squating over a woman, forcefully squat in a downward motion untill the nut sack impacts the eye of the woman resulting in a black eye.
i Guillotined my girl friend last night and now she can't go to work
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When a girl has a really fucking hot body but an ugly as shit face
Wow, I would fuck that bitch but she's a total guillotine
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Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.
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when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine
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When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
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A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!