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When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."
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person 1: you ever feel down?
person 2: yeah, all the self-guilt too.
The sense of guilt you feel post-masturbation when you realized what you have just jerked yourself off to.
"Oh God, what have I done? I did not just masturbate to bestiality.. talk about masturbation guilt.
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The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.
I got fap guilt after wanking to my friend's sister.
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Commonly occurs when one has been slacking off/not studying hard enough in college, resulting in a poor grade on an exam. This may be due to frequent and out-of-control substance abuse, and/or generally laziness. One then feels the need to study very hard to make up for this lack of effort, even if exams have passed. (Occurs for 1-2 days, at most)
Jim: So did you get your astronomy exam back?
Matt: Yeah, last night. I got a B but Kevin got a D+; ever since then he has been studying really hard.
Jim: Study guilt: don't worry, it will blow over by tomorrow.
Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.
Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.