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A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.
The fuck did he say? I can’t understand his urban gurgle
Everyday meth users tend to experience a loud, excessive gurgling in the stomach. It happens very often and they refer to it as the gurgle monster.
That damn gurgle monster is back.
The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.
"That isn't what you think it was," says girl on toilet. "It wasn't a fart, it was a poopsie gurgle."
Occurs when a woman experiences Vaginal Flatulence post-coitus. The expenditure of air causes the deposited semen to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.
Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Rob: Man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
The sound that is made when one person (man or woman) grapefruits another person (man).
See definition of grapefruiting
Used in a sentence: “she gave me the best grapefruiting last night while I was watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles on tv; the gurgling sewer noise was so loud I hade to crank up the volume to 42! “
When a woman is done giving a male a mouth hug, instead of swallowing, she gurgles the steaming load in her throat.
Hey Thomas, your mother performed the salty gurgle for me last night.
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The desperate and final wimperings of an exboyfriend/exgirlfriend gasping and pleading for one last chance in the relationship. This almost always occurs 2 or 3 weeks after you have already checked out of the relationship and most often gurgled after 2 am.
Often times the "Death Gurgler" will include an acknowledgment that there may not be a response (and that's ok), in an attempt to save face, thereby making themselves look more pathetic.
The "gurgle" is never done face to face, always via text/email/voice mail.
For example, the following could be a late night Death Gurgle email:
HI!! Dont really know what to say... :/ ahhh.. listen... i know you probly already have a BF but it would be nice to maybe take you to lunch or something.... i want to talk to you...im not trying to get back together soo dont trip!! Its just you cross my mind often and a little piece of me falls apart.. it hurts i wont lie!! i hope everything in your new world is the way you want it!!! your a great chic and deserve it... eitherway if you contact me or not i understand. i know you hate me!!! I'm sorry that i fell apart on you/us! Please take care of yourself.... :)
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