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Releasing sperm by stroking or frisking of the penis. Or to jerk off.
(This definition was originated by my friend Nick!)
Every day after school, little Jimmy's mom walks in on him letting the little guys out.
Come on girls don’t be such cowards
Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam
To fall asleep right after sex. Typically a guy thing.
I tend the guy out with Diana, sometimes Diana guys out on me after sex.
A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!