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a car made for insecure people who dont have a life. designed to create a false image of being adventureous and rugged. will never be used for any purpose off the road
yo yo check out my new H2 ... i am definately different now and i have an incredibly interesting life because of this car
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If you have short man syndrome, then The Hummer H2 is your small penis mobile
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Sits among the dodge ram and the lincoln navigator as of the most pointless wastes of the world's few resources that was devised by mankind - the off roaders that no one would ever use to go off road (in case chrome bumpers were dented or pearlescent paint scratched). Customers have the curious belief that if you drive one you are MORE likely to be a cool, 'wack', 'blingin' and/or 'sick' member of society. The need to melt the polar icecaps (or indeed do anything that is going to jeopardise the future of mankind) as quickly as possible is a basic instinct of the buyers of this vehicle - and, incidentally, some especially severe sufferers of mental retardation - although it is impossible to say how the two groups are connected.
Check out that wack guy in the hummer. That dude is sick!
Sick? He looks rather healthy to me - apart from his obvious crippling insecurity and a fat to body matter ratio of nearly 100:1.
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An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.
H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!
H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.
H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!
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Means Halo 2 ending. For those who have not played Halo 2, the ending was anticlimactical, and no one liked, it ended horribly, and people cried. So something that has a h2 ending, means bad, bad ending.
Man most movies now days have h2's.
I think that guy made it h2 ending on purpose. Prick.
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H1: A huge, stainless steel bodied, front-midengine, 4wd, all terrain vehicle. Designed by AM General as a military vehicle. AM General was once part of AMC. This is why Hummers and Jeeps resemble each other. AM General became independant before Chrysler bought Jeep from the bankrupt AMC.
Also, a humming blowjob that leads to orgasm.
H2: Produced by GM under license from AM General. Smaller than the H1. Not stainless steel or mid-engine, but pretty damn good off road.
A humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but not enough to make you cum. Lots of pleasure before fucking.
H3: Smaller than the H1 or H2, produced by GM.
A humming blow job that just gets you hard, then you move on to fucking right away.
You don't know the difference between H1, H2, and H3 ?
When Anita's on her period, she H1's me. She gives me a hummer, and I shoot in her mouth.
In the morning it's H3. A little hummer, I fuck her, we go to work.
At night it's H2, a medium length, very pleasurable hummer before a fantastic fuck.
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