haf

The smaller of two halves

"Which piece do you want?", "I'll just have the haf thanks"

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haf

A cheeky laugh used on IRC. Is pronounced as is. Usually follows a rude comment or statement or when someone else is in an unfortunate situation.

<CF> D: my mom found my porn collection
<frances> haf haf haf

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"Haf"

A phrase coined on IRC by myself. It is a condescending version of "lol"

"Haf haf I ownt u lolololooolloolz"

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haf

hype as fuck

yeah , im gotta new phone . im haf !

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haf

Stands for "Having A Fit" made up by Chloe and is used when something is funny.

"i had your ma last night"
"HAF HAF HAF HAF"

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def haf

Meaning "definitely high as fuck"

Dude, last night we were def haf!

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Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

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