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The Individual who defines the meaning kool, anything coming from the mouth, or action taken by this person is considered to be kool. The first Haitian Prince is said to have spelled cool with a K, now only losers spell it with a "C" or to mean that they are some what cold.
Guy 1: Did you see that the sweet ollie i just did
Guy 2: Man that was so kool you we might as well call you Haitian Prince now
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The act of dousing a used car tire with gasoline, placing it on a human being and setting it ablaze. Usually, the victim has his/her hands tied behind his/her back first, making it impossible to break loose.
During a riot some poor people received a Haitian Necklace.
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To sit on a toilet and defecate in tandem. When one person sits with their back against the water tank and at least one other sits in front of them on the toilet seat and they defecate in a synchronized fashion. If it is two men, the genitals may rest above or below the seat at the individuals discretion.
CAUTION: do not attempt to do with more than 3 people unless you have trained with John Candy.
My friend and I had to shit at the same time and there was only one toilet, so we pulled a Haitian bobsled.
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They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man.
Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.
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The process of crossing over several (2+) lanes in one swift motion. This is usually done in an older, junky looking car as well but not necessarily exclusive to them.
"Did you just see that?"
"Ya, that was a proper haitian sweep."
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When multiple things such as boxes, shelves, books, cases, etc are stacked in a manner that is perfectly fine as long as there are no sudden vibrations or jolts. Similar to real life Haitian houses built in precarious locations.
Person 1: "Those moving boxes have Haitian stacking"
Person 2: "Well just like Haitian houses, they're fine enough unless there's an earthquake."
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When your eyes bug out Jerry Springer Mean Style while looking at modern technology, like an over head bin , on an airplane.
Two buddies on a holiday - Dude, did you see that girl? They ask’d her if she wanted cheese its and she went straight Haitian Eyes.
Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee
Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes