An obsessive observer of Hallmark Holidays;
One who is Whorish through Holiday Celebrations
She is such a Hallmark Whore, always slutting about come The Holiday Season
The network for third rate actors,cheesy films,and hot cocoa,even in July.
Was clicking through the stations and accidentally stopped on the hallmark channel....... did you know they are showing christmas specials right now!??? it's August 5th......
A blonde woman who looks pretty, like the girl you know from high school, but is not as pretty as Hallmark wants you to think she is. Alternate, she isn't pretty enough to get that prince or hot farm hand.
That girl definitely isn't ugly, but she's not hot either. She's Hallmark Pretty.
An act so improbable it looks staged. Like on a greeting card.
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged
"I thought he couldn't stand her. Now they're standing close and sharing his peanut butter."
"Yeah. They're having a Hallmark moment."
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged
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When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
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"can you see his shoes?"
"yeah. . . there so Abbie Hallmark!"
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Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.
Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.