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Hallmark Whore

An obsessive observer of Hallmark Holidays;
One who is Whorish through Holiday Celebrations

She is such a Hallmark Whore, always slutting about come The Holiday Season

by Xtasys151 March 5, 2021


Hallmark channel

The network for third rate actors,cheesy films,and hot cocoa,even in July.

Was clicking through the stations and accidentally stopped on the hallmark channel....... did you know they are showing christmas specials right now!??? it's August 5th......

by Black hole 1982 July 23, 2022


Hallmark Pretty

A blonde woman who looks pretty, like the girl you know from high school, but is not as pretty as Hallmark wants you to think she is. Alternate, she isn't pretty enough to get that prince or hot farm hand.

That girl definitely isn't ugly, but she's not hot either. She's Hallmark Pretty.

by Poopfacezoe2020 November 21, 2020


Hallmark moment

An act so improbable it looks staged. Like on a greeting card.
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

"I thought he couldn't stand her. Now they're standing close and sharing his peanut butter."

"Yeah. They're having a Hallmark moment."
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

by Yasmeen10 July 1, 2012

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hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

by Steven October 25, 2004

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[Abbie Hallmark]

A very swish person or thing

"can you see his shoes?"
"yeah. . . there so Abbie Hallmark!"

by Ked1234 November 8, 2008

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Hallmark Movie Syndrome

Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.

Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.

by Eddy L January 27, 2023