Hand Me Down Buick

Local band from New Jersey. The next Fall Out Boy?

ashlei: hand me down buick is playing at the firehall tonight!!!
brittney: omg no wai!!!
ashlei: ya wai we should totes go!!!
brittney: kool my mom can drive us!!!
ashlei: awsum tell her to pick us up like an hour after the show so we can like stare at the hawt band memberz!!!
brittney: omg jp is sooooooo fiiiine!!!
ashlei: lolz i no i wonder if hes single!!!
brittney: lets stalk hiz myspace lolz!!!

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Hand me the aux cord

“Hand Me the Aux Cord” is an expression used to request an auxiliary audio input cable in order to play music off a mobile device.

Me: Hand me the aux cord bro.
Friend: Why?

Me: So I can let u hear that new tay-k 47 song.
Friend: Bet. *hands over aux cord*
Me: *Plays Never Gonna Give You Up*
Friend: Really?

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hand me down sex

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex

Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...

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Hand me my iron

Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon

oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron

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Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"

Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

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Hand me my iron

A mock phrase alluding to using one's golf equipment as weaponry.

When is a nine iron like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be.

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Can you hand me that rock over there?

1 of the 3 meanings of gneurshk.

Man: can you hand me that rock over there?