handjob

Sexual act of masturbation usually referring to the masturbation of the male penis, however it may also refer to the masturbation of the female as well; when done by only the use of a hand.
The act is carried out by firmly placing the hand around the shaft of the penis and then moving it up and down. This is continued until ejaculation takes place. The testicles are generally caressed as well by the other hand.
Also referred to as "choking the chicken", "wanking", "wanking your wood", "tugjob", "jacking off" and "jerking off".
Most commonly preferred to be performed by a female on a male. Some females will "offer" a handjob instead of intercourse, or to avoid intercourse, or oral sex. Some females desire to perform "handjobs" for the sole purpose of being able to observe the male ejaculation ( which some find stimulating)and/or desire the ejaculation to land on the female body.
The handjob may be performed in a variety of postions as long as the female can reach the penis.
It is commonly used as form of quick sexual release for the male and may be performed almost anywhere at anytime. Often used as a quick substitute for when intercourse may not be practical.

She gave me the best handjob I have ever hand.

When I am not in the mood, I'll give him a handjob instead.

I gave him a handjob while he was driving the other day.

C'mon baby, at least give me a handjob if you won't fuck or suck!

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handjob

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.

Jackie gave Ed a handjob.

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HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

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handjob

masturbation done by someone else

walter received a handjob from rebecca last night

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handjob

When a woman rubs a penis

Mandy gave my one-eyed trouser trout the greatest handjob last night.

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handjob

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used
to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.

<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?
<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!

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handjob

Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.

Damn baby, if I wanted a handjob, I'd do it myself! Get down on that shit!

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