Ride the Handlebars

when a female sits on the face of a male who has ahandlebar mustache. The hairs on the man's face are said to increase pleasure.

Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".

Ladies always talk to The Brett because they want to Ride the Handlebars.

The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!

"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"

Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.

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Riding with no handlebars

Promiscuous activity, rough sex in general, usually involving one riding another without hands in contact with the sexual partner

I heard a lot of noise last night, sounds like you were riding with no handlebars!

Dude, she was so fucking hot last night, no handlebars!

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riding on the handlebars

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.

The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.

Handlebar

An adjective used to describe a facility or organization which caters to both or either of the extreme ends, +/- 2.5 or more standard deviations, of a bell curve.

My son attends a charter school which gets the dropouts and the brains who do not fit in, or a handlebar school.

Mensa is a 'right grip' handlebar organization

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handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.

I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.

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Bloody Handlebars

When a guy gets a bloody nose while making out with his girlfriend and gives her a bloody mustach in the form of a handlebar

Guy, "Dang it, i just got a bloody nose!"
Girl, "Eww there is blood on my lip!"
Guy, "hahaha you i gave you bloody handlebars."

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Redneck Handlebars

As forth grabbing the two ponytails of a girl and riding her like a redneck rides in his truck until she cant walk for three weeks. Therefore completing her life sentence as a redneck handlebar.

Bro #1- Dude, did you hear about that country singer that was in town and fucked a chick from our hood?
Bro #2- Yeah man, I heard that she got Redneck Handlebarred.
Bro #1- Holy shit! She must have been the one in the wheel chair!

Redneck Handlebars :)

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