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(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.
Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
That stupid dude is such a mike hanes
The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.
"Yo man, put on some pants. You don't want to be seen in those beefy hanes of yours."
this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
when you get shit on so bad that your hands turn to shit bcuz of how bad you get tossed shit on and etc . if you get Poopi haned it means ur so bad compared to the other player bcuz either they are so good and ur bad or your super bad and they are average
Get Poopi haned my G i BET ur crying now you got zero hits on me Take this "L"
Things teenange boys have sexual intercourse with
I went in my teenage sons room and stunned my toe on a pile of Hanes socks
Where all of these fuckin sexy girls search up and doing sexy stuff with them
Girl: Imma using Hanes socks for being sexy.