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Prolific Norwegian crab fisherman on the Bearing Sea
His boat is the F/V Northwestern
one of several captains on the Discovery channel #1 hit show Deadliest Catch
He is known for the phrase "Shut Up and Fish"
Sig Hansen says "Shut Up and Fish"
Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.
Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
No need to fear, mothers of America, Chris Hansen is there.
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The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson
Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours
Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—
Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.
Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*
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The most under rated man in metal music...The genius behind Helloween, Gamma Ray, Iron Savior and Gravedigger...some of the best power metal bands ever.
Who is that singing on Walls Of Jericho...Why its Kai Hansen
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Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.
Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"
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A sportswear brand. Makes you hella handsome
Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome
As they lend a helping hand son
Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy
As I sail the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze