Random
Source Code
Random
Toxic Hanzo
A player in Overwatch who picks the character Hanzo despite his lack of compatability with the other characters on the team.
"We need a more balanced team but this player won't switch. What a toxic Hanzo."
The type of people that are complete idiots by thinking that they're cool when they pick a character that they have absolutely no talent with whatsoever. However, once in a while, there are people that are actually good at this same character and provide for the team.
When you get on a comp game and someone says they're a good hanzo/genji main in chat, but they're either horrible or actually good.
"Drew's a hanzo main." "What a BAD GAMER." "I know right?"
"Vishal's a korean weeb." "Is he a genji main?" "Yup."
"Chris is a hanzo main." "He's actually pretty good at him though." "Really?"
15👍 2👎
Hanzo is the well-endowed samurai from the cult trilogy Hanzo the Razor. Hanzo is best described as a Japanese amalgamation of Shaft and Dirty Harry. He practiced sadomasochism to further hone his strength and sexual prowess. Examples include pounding his penis into a block of wood with a mallet and humping a dry bag of rice.
Tony just dry humped a Brillo Pad, he's crazy like mutha fucka hanzo.
18👍 5👎
a person that does very crazy things, without thought or reason . also can be seen summoning demons and slangin' 8 balls to small children. almost like a crazy mutha fucka but even crazier. yep.
that guy just jumped on that guy head and started dancing on his face . thus, that guys crazy like mutha fucka hanzo
4👍 15👎
The hottest hunk of a man to ever exist. The most elegant game character to live. The man who I own a 1k picture album of.
Rando: Is that Hanzo Shimada?? Damnnnn look at that rack.
The sexiest and manliest archer character currently featuring in Overwatch.
He wreks everything and gets all the poose
That guy is a Hanzo main,I want him inside me!