hard on

An erection of the penile variety. Can i say erection on the internet?

Oi, cowboy from the village people! Did the leather man give you a hard on?

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hardness

Resistance of a material to local plastic deformation

Diamond has a greater hardness than any other natural material.

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Hard A

Generally used in the Northern regions of America, Hard A is short for Hard Alcohol or liquor. People from the south think it's dorky when the northeners use the term "hard a".

I've been sippin on some hard a.
You want a beer? No, i like hard a.

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Hard

When a person, place, or thing stands out to the point where it may draw out one's excitement from it's exposure.

That fresh cherry paint job goes hard with that leather!

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hard

Tough, mostly because of poverty and surviving (or not) public schools. Something to be said of poor, urban American youth and essentially no one else. Marked by resourcefulness, pragmaticism, and coldness. As a result of being shit on one too many times. A desirable trait. Can also be the result of an awful family life/childhood. See also hardcore

Yeah, Darius is so fucking hard. His Dad beat the shit out of him and his Mom had to work triple shifts.

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Hard

When a guy's penis is expanded to it's full size

Chad : Shit Mandy watching you brush your long blonde hair makes me so Hard!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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hard for that

: (1) a phrase used to describe an individual's carefree typically cold-blooded disposition to events or actions with major, usually negative consequences

Jennifer: Hey, Tony I think it it time we broke up.

Tony: Word. Your sister single?
Christopher: You hard for that b.

Judge: The jury states you are guilty of all crimes charged.
Defendant: Oh we out.

Judge: You hard for that.