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"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.
Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
Literally the most hick town in the state of Arkansas. It's not uncommon to see people driving their tractors...to school! It's small, the people are small time, and no one typically ever leaves. Those that do are the lucky ones to have escaped.
Person 1: you're from Haskell Arkansas?!
Person 2: damn straight
1: sucks to be so small time
A very beautiful woman. Too beautiful for words. Shes absolutely stunning and perfect in every way. Her beauty will never be matched. Everything about her is beautiful. She has too many great features to name all at once, but her tummy is one of the cutest things in the world. At the same time, her hair is just gorgeous. Also, she has a cutest nose in the world. There are too many features to name. Shes very strong and independent. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. Shes just so silly. I don't know anyone that I care about more than her. Shes truly an original. I would fight for her. I would die for her. Shes my heart, my soul, my existence. Shes my everything. Shes me best friend in the entire world and I wouldn't rather anyone else to take her place. Shes the sweetest girl with a voice that could end a war with just one sentence. I tell her everything. Either good news or bad news, shes always there to support me. Shes knows everything about me and I know everything about her. All I want to do is make her happy. Even the image of her sad breaks my heart. Shes not the type of girl that you just pick up at a bar and bring home. She'll enchant you in every way possible. She'll leave imprints on your heart that will never go away. We've had too many wonderful memories to count. I never stop thinking about her. I love her. I love everything about her. Ive never been happier. There will never be another girl like her, trust me. Shes perfect.
sarah haskell
has been awesome to day
A man typically on the wider side, however for what he lacks in size he makes up for in SIZE.
Look at that Jack Haskell over there
A great guy. A Haskel is everybody’s friend. Haskels get invited to parties and although not seen as the “life of the party” (a.k.a. drunk lampshade wearing asshole) typically, they are the rock of gathering and parties without them seem dreadfully incomplete. Haskels are dependable and reliable and make great friends. A Haskel rarely gets angry but if you are unlucky enough to find a way to anger a Haskel you had better not stick around.
The guy who brought that huge jar of ring pops to the party is a stellar Haskel!!!
That cool Haskel of a guy changed my oil for free.
If your name is Haskel you are strong, resilient, loyal and have awesome fashion sense. Your smile lights up any room and gets the attention of anyone in its vicinity. You are a go-getter by nature, structured, driven by dreams and visions. Your processes are strategic and you don't rush into much of anything. When you love you love hard, and when you laugh you laugh harder. You are a friend to many but few know you deeply. Your intentions are good and your kindness is recognized by many. If you know a Haskel you have been graced with greatness.
Them: Yo, there's Haskel!
You: There goes Dopeness!
Written by: sunshine on sunflowers