Stupid German Fuck who gets on you god dammed nerves.
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Golf slang.
Refered to when someone hits their ball into a bunker.
That ball is hasselhoffed in the right bunker.
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/HA sel hof/ verb, intransitive
to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom
Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.
Just don't hasselhoff!
God, what happened to you? I hasselhoffed.
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The reason why Jekyll and Hyde is no longer on Broadway. Opposite of awesome
search it on youtube, try hasselhoff/jekyll and hyde something is bound to turn up.
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Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
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