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A Hasselhoffer is a person or people that immediately junps your back and annoys the hell out of you to no end!
This same type person the Hasselhoffer, does this all day every day, therefore is considered to be Hasselhoffing.
The Hasselhoffer is on the borderline of being a Sociopath because of his the sadistic "Thrill" or "Sympathomimetic Hormonal Rush" he gets from Hasselhoffing others.
You are sitting in a park on a nice sunshiny day; taking in your Zen meditation. Here comes a Hasselhoffer like a <virus> in a computer looking for <Hasselhoffing> time>. The Hasselhoffer appears to <look like> cool people and starts up a conversation;commenting on your Zen beliefs. Before you know it, there he is "Hasselhoffing" you, <trying to make you feel like> your waiting for the next Hailey Bob Comet.
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-The act of tricking someone into watching the music video for Hooked on a Feeling, similar to rick rolling but way more awesome
-To be tricked into watching the insanely corny video
- Search Hooked on a feeling in youtube and and start the virus
Andy- Dude youve gotta check out this video!!! its of this hilarious asian commedian!
Joey- Ok, send me the link man, i need a laugh!
Andy- **Sends link**
Joey- FUCK YOU, i just got hasselhoffed!
Andy- Lol I've been Hasselhoffing people all day
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The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.
Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.
You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.
Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.
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To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue
Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.
1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.
-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.
-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.
-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.