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Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.
Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
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A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.
Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do
That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.
Did you see that dude doin “the Hawley”?
Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."
The most extroverted introvert you will ever meet. She is also amazing at art. She plays ultimate frisbee and is constantly injured.
Person 1: look at what Sarah Hawley did!
Person 2: yeah it'd pretty cool!
1. Running away like a fucking coward.
2. Hauling ass.
That scumbag republican senator was hawleying awfully fast on January 6th.
to run in a fearful way, at the first sign of danger
"The man who encouraged the rioters was later seen Hawleying away from them."