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Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.
Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
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A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.
Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do
The most extroverted introvert you will ever meet. She is also amazing at art. She plays ultimate frisbee and is constantly injured.
Person 1: look at what Sarah Hawley did!
Person 2: yeah it'd pretty cool!
The most attractive Tally Hall band Member UAGGHHGNFBFNGH
Me: Joe hawley isvhso jhot
Most tally hall fans: NO!! HE LIKES KIDS!!!
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A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.
Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.
Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS
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Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."
When u at a trap house and the dealer makes you eat out the #1 crackheads asshole until u puke then sucks the puke up with a straw
Her first time at traphouse she did give dirty hawleys