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urban haystack

another name for a thrift store. it refers to way back when someone would search for a needle in a haystack, only this time it's not a barn it's an old building with lots of old junk that is hip to search through.

Person 1: hecka dang! where did you get that boss jacket?
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!

by hellathatguy October 1, 2007

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


haystack

Ben Hanscom from the book "It" by Stephen King. He's called "haystack" by his friends because he's fat.

Ben "Haystack" wears sweatshirts to hide his tuh-hits.

by we all float down here August 19, 2005

5πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Dinosaur in a Haystack

1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".

2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".

1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.

(They lay in the middle of the floor)

Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.

2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?

Hipster 2: No.

by ArnoldAndHelga September 14, 2009


Japanese Haystack

Common nickname for ramen due to its similarities to the traditional corn chip, bean and salad dish popularised by the Seventh-day Adventist movement.

β€œHey, that Japanese Haystack looks delicious!”

β€œOh, it’s so good. The ramen chef has been developing his recipe for years.”

by ConcernedBretheren August 29, 2020

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dick in a haystack

A Dick in a haystack is a fun game that requires two people. The game starts when the pubes are longer than the penis, and the servicer must ravage through the brillo and find the serpant. Once found, suckage is a must.

Hey, before you go to work, lets play "dick in a haystack"

Hey bro, last night while i was playing on my gamecube with my other bro, just chillen, we decided to pop in a john mayer CD and play Dick in a haystack, is was fun! i liked it!

by Cristiano7 June 28, 2008

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Haystack Brownie

A term widely used in various rural community clubs and industries (such as 4H , Dairy Farmer's, etc.): when one or more individuals participate in anal sex while in a barn and shit finds it's way onto the hay...you have a "Haystack Brownie".

"When Cecil climaxed, he turned the whole loft into a Haystack Brownie".

by Davide Esq. November 19, 2019


irish haystack

A woman's pubic region which is overgrown, crusty, and smelly, which resembles a batch of thin, french-fried onions.

Saturday night I hooked up with this hot redhead from the bar. As I peeled off her panties, her Irish haystack brought tears to my eyes.

by Michael Christopher January 16, 2006

50πŸ‘ 161πŸ‘Ž