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A man who dresses like a woman; usually one who can actually be mistaken as a woman. He-she's are usually one step away from gettin sex change operations.
BOB: Damn! That girl is hot!
TONY: That ain't a girl. That's a he-she!
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When somebody insecure sees somebody else having a good time they say "Who does he think he is"
Miserable person sees happy passer-by: "Who does he think he is"
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A hermaphrodite. A humanish unit that has a cock and a pussy. May sound fun but not when you are trying to find a mate that wants a serious relationship! A layman's term for such an error of biology. Usually used to describe what looks like a woman but is actually...well...a he-she!
he she or he/she or he-she
Max: "Remember that chick I took outa the bar last night."
Scott: "Yea...I remember, I set you up with her" - laughing
Max: "Well, I get her home and I am sucking her tits, licking her tonsils, she's going wild..starts bobbing my Kong, I blow and reach for her pie...gonna do some carpet-munching....But she had a fucking Cock AND a snatch. I was so drunk, I almost pushed the cock aside to get some quim but nearly puked when I smelled it...nasty..nasty...nasty."
Scott: "No shit dude, so you had your first experience with a he-she you man-slut!"
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When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.
1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...
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A vintage meme, commonly used moments before something bad happens.
Idiot: I'm going to jump off this cliff!
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.
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when a boy leaves you on delivered for over 10 hours and you are fed up with them thinking they are superior when they're 4'9.
"um who does he think he is?? not him leaving me on delivered for 13 hours please what else is he doing?"
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A phrase used to describe the relationship between a man's behavior and his feelings within a relationship.
If it were important to him that you feel secure in the relationship, he would be transparent and honest.
If your happiness were important to him, he'd do things that bring you joy.
If he wanted to, he would.
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