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How mathematics is used in cultural astronomy, such as in figuring out the date of Chinese New Year or the start date of Ramadan (the fasting month for Muslims)—both dates depend on the phase of the moon.
One unexpected draw to heavenly math is that it often draws arts and humanities students to discover the sciences behind astronomy, especially those who have an irrational fear of numbers.
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When you are about to nut while having sex or getting a blow job you hang yourself, so instead of the blood running through your brain it rushes down to your penis for an extra cum effect. Afterwards the female or male puts the chair back under your feet so you don't kill yourself.
Person 1: Baby im about to cum, are you ready to give the heavenly blowjob?
Person 2: Yes lets do it quick.
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These are known as the polar opposites of the known Seven Deadly Sins. Though not truly known or accepted, they make alot of sense in accord to the sins they oppose:
1. Humility - virtue against Pride. The abundance of silence and accepting ridicule while mastering personal preserverance.
2. Love - virtue against Envy. Inhuman desire to seek the goodness of others for their sake.
3. Kindness - virtue against Wrath. Opening the heart to others with patience, compassion and peace.
4. Zeal - virtue against Sloth. Uncalmly call to action and command, if ordained by God otherwise by personal preserverance.
5. Generosity - virtue against Avaraice/Greed. Similar to Kindness, it is the willingness to accept others by means of letting them acquire credit or praise. Otherwise known as charity.
6. Faith and Temperance - virtue against Gluttony. Accepting the natural limits within a natural balance, it is the human boundaries of stress bound and found.
7. Self Control/Abstinence - virtue against Lust. Prevention of the soul from suffocation. Restraint from the eagerness of pleasure and continued use or consumption of desires.
Humility: I'll admit it. I liked the Carebears... alot.
Love: No! It's not true! He can't be gay!
Kindness: San Francisco! Lend me your rainbow flags!
Zeal: WE ARE GAY!!!
Generosity: ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU!!!
Faith and Temperance: That's enough! ENOUGH! There's BLOOD already!
Self Control/Abstinence - Alright fine you win, but next time...
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An expression of surprise.
Fibber: Molly, I think I popped a tire!
Molly: Oh, heavenly days!
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sky.
The heavenly canopy has now turned clear after a spate of cold weather for so many days.
someone's birthday after they have passed away
"happy heavenly birthday to my brother, Kendall. today, he would have been 36"
When u don't jack off for a month and then u finally do. It feals 20× better
U see taht guy over there he just completed the heavenly nut. What a pro