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When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!
Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!
1. A person that's a born mixture or known mixture of at least 2 or more differernt races.
2. A dog that's a mixed breed.
Obama is a brother most definitely, but at the same time he's a heinz 57.
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What the evil scientist in Phineas and Ferb calls his burnt bottom, e.g. rear end.
Ah! My heinz heinie!
A person who is fifty-seven years old.
Because today I'm fifty-seven buddy.Which makes me an official Heinz.
The act of fucking your partner (male/female) in the doggy style position while violently smacking her ass (as one would a ketchup bottle) causing their nose to smash into the headboard, resulting with blood (ketchup) to be released from your partners nose. Repeat smacking motion until desired amount of ketchup(blood) is released.
Moe wouldn't shut up so I put him in The Heinz Maneuver.
Katarina didn't go to the store to buy ketchup so later that night i put some french fries under her pillow and performed the Heinz Maneuver to remind her who's boss and what her responsibilities are.
The best way to shut a bitch up is to put her in The Heinz Maneuver!!
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Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag
The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.
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Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you
you are actually called heinz Peter? You fool.