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When a woman is performing fellatio on her knees and just before the man ejaculates he pushes her away in the same manner as the Heisman pose and lets it go in her face.
She was using her teeth too much so next time I'm gonna teach the bitch a lesson and heisman that ho.
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After having sex and the girl wants to cuddle you mush her
I love Jessica but last night I hit her with the Heisman Finish.
A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.
Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.
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The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.
Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.
A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward of approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".
As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and got into a Hallway Heisman position.
A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward off approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".
As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and assumed a Hallway Heisman position.
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when you see a fine girl,
and you walk up to her throwin some game then you find out that she givin off an odor that makes you jus wanna bounce.
u put up your hand and lift your leg as if you were the heisman statue. and just leave.
Lyrics form Dem Heizman boys:
Ho you stank
so why you tryin?
if you don't step back
I'm gonna Crank that heisman.
you got no bank
nigga so why you lyin?
that ho don't want you
she 'bout to Crank that heisman.
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