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When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.
Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.
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The only person on a team in a co-op game that doesn't have a microphone.
Anthony B. : Why does Ashley not come help me? I'm being hunted!
Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.
Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!
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The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears
Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...
Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.
"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."
"..:.: .:.:.. ::... :. ..: .:.:. " - Hellen Keller
When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak
Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!
On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.
Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?
Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!
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Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.
You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.
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