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A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.
Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!
Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
some idiot that lied about rape for clout
“Hey have you heard about Timothy Heller?”
“Yeah she’s complete and utter scum”
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A clown. If you I’m a heated argument with somebody go “damn you acting just like timothy heller” and walk away. They will cry themselves to sleep for the next 17 weeks.
“Why’s she’s acting so much like Timothy heller” “I dunno she’s being a clown that’s chasing clout.”
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1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
Did you hear they are opening a new brewery on Oak? *respond with jerkoff motion* OR "Heller's Law"
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Oh yeah she's annoying she can go fuck herself
Timothy Heller can lick a poisonous dildo
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Describing something as extremely. Heller or Hella means a lot and totes means totally.
I'm heller totes hungry for a juicy hamburger.
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A singer who just got famous when she accused her 'friend' of raping her. I don't believe her, but that's just me ;-;
She's sooo hot, she's fine af.
Don't believe me?? Look her latest pictures on Instagram, she's worthed it😏
Person: Wtf is Timothy Heller??
Me: She sucks at singing, but I would do whatever she wants me to do to her. And when I say whatever, I mean it... I WOULD LICK HER EVERYWHERE, SHE MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY🔥
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