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Similar to Stockholm Syndrome. You get a ride home from a friend but they want to stop for a drink first. Eventually, it turns into a binge instigated by you. You are a victim of the "Helsinki Effect "
Sorry honey, I asked Dave for a ride home after baseball but he forced me to go for a beer. Next thing I knew we were in Tiajua. It was the Helsinki Effect.
When a Scandinavian country holds an American president long enough so that they can become indoctrinated In into their Russian captors beliefs.
Today’s American president spent two hours with the Russian president and damn, he’s already corroborated. I thought the Helsinki Syndrome would take longer than this up north.
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This woman named Helsinki, she had sex with a dog. That's pretty much all that happened.
The nation of Moldova celebrated the 100th anniversary of the Helsinki Incident with a week-long dogsex orgy.
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An extremely annoying indie pop collective. Their instrumentation may be unique, but their music is so sugary that one can do nothing but cringe, as if their teeth are rotting under their lips, while listeining to it.
Me: What are you listening to, Alex?
Alex: Oh, I've got Architecture in Helsinki on my iPod. Have you heard of them?
Me: Yeah, they annoy the living hell out of me. You should listen to some real music. How about some Tapes 'n' Tapes? Some Wire? Some Sebadoh? Those are all far better choices.
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when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.
That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.
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A condition that affects programmers at different rates, where they become functionally blind to the defects in legacy code they are required to work in regularly. The only known treatment is for the affected programmer to be required to explain the code to a new programmer. The embarrassment at not already having fixed the code causes a short period of clear thinking. However within a short time both programmers will suffer from the effects and it'll remain unchanged.
Sorry, I didn't realize how bad my Helsinki Syndrome was. Yes...Yes all the config is hard coded.
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When performing oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus, one inserts a few "cinnamon altoids" into the recipiants vigina in a fashion similar to that of inserting quarters into a vending machine. This action increases the intensity of the experience, leaving the tongue and vagina with a strong flaming sensation.
Does anybody have 50 cents I can have for some Cinnamon Altoids? Tonight I have a date with Felicia, and I would like to give her the Helsinki hell hole.
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