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Henrik Moe (Commonly referred to as Moe, Moey, and the Moe Monster), Is one of the strongest being in the multiverse. He is mentioned in page 435 in the bible as the god of gods. He has a Humongous penis, which has gotten the name from greek mythology, "The Biolizard." This is due to its massive size and strength, he can lift over 10,000,000 tons with his penis alone.
God praise the Moe Monster!
I love Henrik Moe
Goalie for the New York Rangers. One of the more overrated goaltenders in the NHL. Extremely inconsistent and is currently not in the top 10 in goals against average and is currently #27 in save percentage. Lundqvist has been under close watch of the NHLPA (National Hockey League Player's Association) because of his large goalie pads. His pads also helped provoked the GM's to start talks about making goalie's pads smaller. Because he plays for a New York team, every great save he makes is blown up and everyone thinks he is godly. He is truly overrated. He is by no means a bad goaltender (actaully quite good), just really really overrated.
"I hear Brodeur is starting in the All-Star game. What a surprise..Is Henrik Lundqvist?"-Kelly
"Fuck no. Do you think blowing a 5-0 lead will get you into an All-Star game?"-Me
"HA! No. What a dumb fuck"-Kelly
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Karl-Henrik is the definition of a teacher that you can’t dislike
Person 1: I fucking hate social studies
Person 2: Karl-Henrik is teaching
Person 1: I fucking love social studies
Jan Henrik is a sexy man, if anyone named Jan Henrik tries to fuck you better just let them.
"Hey babe, Jan Henrik wants to fuck me" Oh shit you better let him
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it is when karl henrik is a høne(the norwegian word for hen)
høne is a kommon swearword inn norway so dont say it to karl henrik or he will be really offended
person 1: hello karl henrik gåsemyr hønestal
karl henrik gåsemyr hønestal: i am really offended
The act of raping a bird while wearing a racoon hat
I went to jail for 25 years after pulling a Dirty Henrik