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The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.
I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.
Guys named Herald that dress up like angels and perform at the fucking deuche bag Kodiak.
Herald angels: Welcome to heaven beeotch! Where you get dem shoes? Ooooh girl. Check out y wings and halo. Got that whole thing for 20 bucks. Beat that new angel bitch!