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A test that lets you make jokes about yourself but more cultured.
After this Heritage test I figured out I am 0.2% Russian I can feel the ancient vodka flowing in my vains.
Heritage hall, where do I start. These prissy private school fucks can’t seem to find a decent gpa if you stuck it in their ass. Want to go to casady but don’t have the grades? Go to heritage! You’re probably stupid enough, you dumb pieces of shit. Ever been to a party in okc? Then it probably got ruined by a heritage hall fucker. Ever been to an all male orgy? Then you definitely go to heritage! Make sure you pack some lube cause that tuition is gonna fuck you in the butt. But that’s ok! Your uncle probably does that anyway, just be quiet and you’ll inherit the family business which you’ll run into the ground, forever searching for your father’s approval. If you don’t live in Nichols hills and Gaillardia … you’re a pussy! Thank you for reading the definition for this pitiful homo filled shithole of a “school”. Have fun sexually assaulting the rest of the world with your money and your bmw you sad pathetic fucks. Hope your ACT score is higher than your IQ you dumb fucks. Sincerely, the rest of the world. Pussies
The heritage hall student gently inserted his “penis” into the ass of his fellow heritage hall boy screaming “oh that’s good daddy”
A common defense of the use of the Confederate flag as a respect for one's heritage, not prejudice.
Don't be offended by the flag in my office - it's heritage not hate.
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A dope school where the kids know how to party and the kush is nice. Lots of stoners and lax bros, but what can you do? Everyone here just wants to have fun and get turnt every weekend. Roar pride bitches
"Yo you go to Heritage High?"
"Yeah fam, my boy is throwin a tuff party tonight. I'm gettin turnt af!"
"Damn this never happens at Tusky :("
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A sports team that is used to be good like Manchester United or Arsenal, has fallen into mid-table and still dreaming about getting into the champions league or signing big-name players.
After losing 2-1 to Brighton and 4-0 to Brentford, we can no doubt agreeing what Jose Mourinho said in 2018, “This is football heritage.”
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The best place in Concord, MA.
Person A: Dude, whats the best pool in the world?
Person B: Obvi Heritage Pool.
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A place full of hoes, bitches, and thots who brag about sucking dick and getting fingered at parties. The guys are pretty chill but probably do crack, and the bathrooms are really fucked up. The lunch here sucks ass or probably came out of one and the canned water is literally piss. 30 grand a year my ass.
Person 1: “Yo shit dude did you hear what happened at AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL?”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”
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