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hermione granger

the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.

"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."

by Simple Plan Hater June 21, 2005

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hermione granger (emma watson)

Hermoine is the very intelligent and very hot girl that grazes the Harry Potter Movies. Emma Watson is the actress that plays it and out of the teenagers that are in the movies, she'll stay in showbiz the longest.

Emma Watson kicked ass as Hermoine Granger. I hope to see her more after the Hogwarts movies.

by mrconfusion87 July 1, 2004

127πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

hermione granger is clever that ron

by jam December 4, 2003

43πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.

"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"

by 62662 October 18, 2011

6πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


hermione jean granger

the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.

β€œhermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth”

by im in love with emma watson March 3, 2021


hermione fucking granger

hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1

"hermione fucking granger is so hot"
"ikr so is emma watson"

by sophiasmom February 2, 2021


Hermione granger

A BADDIE SHE IS A BADDIE SHE CAN JUST PUNCH DADDY DRACO ANY DAY SHE WANTS SHE CAN STRUT OUT LIKE SERVUS SNAPE CAN SHE IS THE DEFINITION OF BADDIE

Harry: where’s Hermione granger?
Ron: beating the ferret out of Draco

by COLBY BROCK HERE August 6, 2021