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A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people
:HERPES:
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.
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Virus that affects either the genitilla or the Mouth. Usually visible in the mouth by red sores on the gums or lips. With the lips it is Simplex 1, if it affects the genitillia as well it is simplex 2. On a vagina it looks like red sores and on a penis its red sores pretty well everywhere.
Fun fun fun, herpes simplex 1
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Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.
Adjective: Herping
Female who spreads herpes while all coked up and drunk
Example:
Noun:
Watch out for that herps in the club spinning those lights.
Adjective:
Avoid that girl cus she looks like she's ready to do some herping.
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Don't fuck that girl man.......i heard she got the herps..........
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those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.
dont kiss him he got herpes yuck
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The way Arabs say "hair piece".
I have a herpes on my head.
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A possibly more appealing name to the company AIG, which so effectively fucked people over, much like the disease.
Bob: Man, herpes is costing me a lot of dough!
John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them?
Bob: A little bit of both actually.
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